“Helium walks into a bar. Bartender says “We don’t take kindly to Noble Gasses here.” Helium doesn’t react.” —@NASA_hubble
Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films...
“Okay,” I said. “You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I’m never gonna give you Up.
highlight of the day so far
Picking up my brother from Hyde with Ryo and Jessica. Windows all down. In a Prius. BLASTING KOKOMO BY THE BEACH BOYS. F YEAH.